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- Top Ten Blizzard of '96 Safety Tips
- (as presented by Mark McKuen, CBS Morning News Weatherman)
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- 10. Eat plenty of rock salt
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- 9. Fill your snow blower with jet fuel and ride the bastard to Palm Beach
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- 8. Clear snow off driveway with just one scalding hot cup of McDonald's
- coffee
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- 7. Two words: Duraflame underpants
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- 6. Always have plenty of kindling, like the Late Show Book of Top 10 Lists,
- only $16 at bookstores everywhere.
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- 5. Drink a jug of anti-freeze, crawl under the couch and sleep until July
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- 4. No matter how bad the blizzard, don't let yourself get talked into doing
- lame comedy segment
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- 3. For current weather updates, call Al Roker at home at 212-975-6401
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- 2. If you absolutely must go out and kill people, wear a warm black cap and
- Isotoner gloves
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- 1. Flannel condoms from L. L. Bean
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- Letterman, Monday, January 8, 1996
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